- New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK
2 guides
- First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park
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- KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle
2 guides
- Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle
2 guides
- Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game
2 guides
- Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking
2 guides
- Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles
2 guides
- Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy
3 guides
- Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave
2 guides
- Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew
- Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park
- For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items
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- Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff
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- Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures
- Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle
- Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself
3 guides
- Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form
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- Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle
2 guides
- Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise
2 guides
- Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game
- Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart
- Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap
- Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS
4 guides
- Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds
2 guides
- Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle
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- Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out
- Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
- No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out
- Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon
- Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon
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- Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon
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- Daddy Issues
You befriended your father
- More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park
- More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend
- Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items
- Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth
2 guides
- Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass
- Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
2 guides
- Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times
2 guides
- Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants
- Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets
- Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes
- Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus
2 guides
- Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes
- Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks
- Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks
- You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game
2 guides
- Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability
- Make it Rain!
You've spent $500
- Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game
4 guides